RAMBLINGS - HENLEY & WATLINGTON - RG9/0X49 - NOVEMBER 2008

G’dy my little Possums! Here I sit in my underpants as the sun comes up out of the Coral Sea listening to the dawn chorus. Noisy it is, tuneful it ain’t. What I call the Woollawoo bird is curlewing away to a background of dinks, chinks, whoops, schreeks, grrrronks and piercing whistles. A kookaburra is chuckling evilly, and as I sip my second coffee, I am being inspected from my balcony rail by a blue-black bird with a white breast, very like a large swallow without a forked tail. Instead it has a very long one which it fans out in my direction and then lasciviously flirts from side to side like an inexpensive street walker. ’S’lovely! And I can smell bacon and sausages cooking on the breakfast barby.

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Rightyho! As we Aussies say, back to earth and the realisation that Christmas is coming and ‘Cards For Good Causes’ and their volunteers have been busy setting up the charity Christmas card shops, so, once again, we will be able to support a good cause with the money we spend on our Christmas cards – in fact, the charities will get back at least 79p in £1.  The shops sell cards from over 30 different charities as well as advent calendars, Christmas wrappings and small gifts.  So look out for the red triangular Santa sign at the Christchurch Centre, Henley or Reading Minster of St Mary the Virgin.  They are open Monday – Saturday, 10 to 4pm until the week before Christmas.

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Christmas is coming even earlier at Shiplake as there’s a Christmas Craft Fair on Wednesday 5th November between 9 and 2pm at Mill Hatch, Mill Road, Lower Shiplake in aid of Shiplake C of E Primary School.

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Watlington Hospital Charitable Trust Christmas Fair 2008 takes place at Benson Parish Hall on Friday 21st from 9.30 -3.30.  Stalls will be selling children’s gifts, clothes, stationery, jewellery, lifestyle gifts, faux flowers, cashmere, china, pottery and festive decorations to name but a phew! Coffee and lunch also being served.

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Over this academic year the Henley Trust will organise and pay for a spectacular mural-making project, ‘Supersize Art’, involving local schools.  Ten murals will be created, one in each of the 10 participating schools. The theme of the murals will be based on the 5 continents symbolised by the Olympic ‘linked rings’ logo.  Eight primary and two secondary schools will pair up to ‘share’ a continent for their mural making.  Leading the project will be mural specialists Hugh Jart, who have become famous for producing their artworks at festivals such as Glastonbury.  A second exciting element to the project will be introduced in the spring term when music and dance specialists will work with young people to create performances that will use the murals as backdrops.  For more information on the Henley Festival Trust and its work, visit the Henley Festival website at ‘www.henley-festival.co.uk’.

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The Bix 6 return during Advent with a wide range of arts and crafts items. Bix 6? Any connexion to ‘The Magnificent Seven?’ They’ll be at Bix Village hall on 29th and 20th between 10 and 6 to display their unique, hand crafted decorations, candles, cards, silver jewellery, Christmas goodies, ceramic sculpture, salt glazed pottery and functional wood. There’ll also be tea and cakes on offer and there will be plenty of parking for the horse.

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Right, I’m packing in for a spell. It’s 6.50 on a beautiful sunny morning and my neighbour in the next apartment has switched on his television full blast with the French doors wide open. If it’s any consolation, Australian TV is even worse than ours. That’s unless you like repeats of ‘The Bill’ or ‘Midsomer Murders’. The recent Para Olympics recorded every Australian athlete who came second or third I still don’t know who came first and second. One news item announced “The President of South Africa Thabo Mbeki has resigned.” Just that! Twenty minutes into the news that was largely devoted to some dubious Rugby League tackles and the misbehaviour of some of their players off the field. That snippet was followed by news of some new traffic lights in Brisbane. Makes dear old Thames Valley Today and BBC South Today look real ‘cutting edge’.

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Back now after a stroll along the beach. Seven blue black aboriginal children aged from 3 to about 8 are splashing around in the shallows while a portly grandfather figure in a baseball hat stands guard in the deeper water. Lovely! I feel better now.

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“Can you believe that Christmas is a-coming?” says Mary Heath, Secretary of the Henley Flower Club. Ho Yus! I’m practically mince pied out already. The Club is having a Christmas Demonstration in the Town Hall on Monday, 17th November at 2pm. Susie Edwards is entertaining them with ‘Christmas Now and Then’. New members welcome. What do you mean “Christmas Now and Then?” It comes every flamin’ year.

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Rosehill WI is holding its Christmas meeting at 2pm on December 3rd at St Barnabas Church Hall Emmer Green. The entertainment will be provided by Caversham Heights Entertainers.

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Remember I told you about the exhibition of Victorian painters being prepared by the Wallingford Museum? Well, the time has come, and throughout November they are presenting an unique exhibition about the painters who lived in Wallingford and the artistic legacy they left to their pupils and descendants. Amongst the 75 or so paintings will be works by James Hayllar and his daughters and G.D. Leslie and his son. With them will be some 20 pictures by their friend and local art teacher, Claude Rowbotham plus a remarkable collection of 30 paintings by his pupil Kate Latter.

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Back to Australia, and behind the beach is a lovely grassy esplanade shaded by palms and other native trees. There are six free stainless steel public barbies and beyond that, a dog exercise area extending for most of the length of the very extensive beach. As you enter you’re invited to take a plastic poop bag from a roll; and along the walk are bins for their disposal. In all the time I was there, I saw no sign of any dog mess whatsoever. How different from home, where some dog owners seem to take their animals along the footpaths and bridleways used by children, solely for the purpose of defecation. Come on! It’s not difficult is it?

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Samantha Grimwood writes to say that Watlington Primary School Christmas Bazaar takes place on between 10 and 2 on Saturday the 22nd.  There’ll be a range of quality craft stalls selling a wide variety of goodies as well as Santa’s grotto for the children. That’s discrimination that is! Q-tass will be providing refreshments throughout the day. Q-tass? Play it again Sam! You’re having me on aren’t you?

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Henley Symphony Orchestra is delighted to welcome the principal bassoonist of the Philharmonia Orchestra, Robin O'Neill, as soloist for its first concert of the new season at 3.30pm on 9th November at Highdown School in Emmer Green. He’ll be playing Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B flat. In addition there’ll also be Hindemith’s Symphonic Metamorphoses on themes of Weber and the ever popular Symphony Number 1 in C minor by Brahms. Tickets at £12 on 0118 940 3936.

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I do love a cliché! You’ve probably noticed. When dining out one evening in a beach side restaurant on the other side of the world we were seated near two other couples. As we were leaving we bade them good night and one of the chaps asked where we were from. “Oxfordshire.” I replied. “We’re from Wantage.” said he…Wait for it!... ‘Small World’ isn’t it?

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Henley Offshore Group's at a different berth this month as they’ve changed moorings to Badgemore Golf Club for their AGM on the 10th Nov. They know that AGM's are pretty boring so they’ll try to beat their own record and get it done in under 20 minutes. You can then listen to Annette Bourke describing her remarkable voyage in a tall ship right across the Pacific from Chile, via Easter Island and the Pacific Islands to New Zealand. Everyone is welcome, with a modest charge for non-member guests. For details, check out HOG's website at www.henleyoffshore.org, or phone Max McKean, on 07967 079 176.

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A Very Special unicorn called Hamish is bringing Father Christmas to Watlington on the 6th December for a Special Shopping Day. Hamish? Must be from the Scottish side of the family. He’ll drop off old SC at his grotto in the High Street at 10.30 and from then on there’ll be a lively programme, including the Watlington Band, a Grand Free Prize draw and assorted entertainments. From 1pm there’ll be a BBQ in the High Street. Perhaps you can get a MacHamishburger.

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The Henley & District Organ Trust Autumn Season is well under way, and the Sunday afternoon Concert in Henley Town Hall at 3pm on the 16th.promises to be an outstanding success with the presence of the BBC’s very own presenter Nigel Ogden. His weekly programme was firmly established by the late Robin Richmond well over 30 years ago and is still acknowledged to be the BBC’s most popular specialist music programme.

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I flew back from Sydney in a brand new Airbus 340 with a state of the art entertainment system. I listened to Schubert’s 8th and 9th and Smettana’s ‘Ma Vlast’ at 38,000 feet while singing along through a plate of Chinese noodles. Absolute magic! One slight language problem, I asked for a glass of Shiraz red wine and got a triple scotch and soda.

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The South Chiltern Choral Society Christmas concert weekend is a lovely mixture of English music. The main feature is ‘The Son of God Mass’ by James Whitbourn, with the unusual combination of a soprano saxophone and organ.  In contrast, the concert also includes Vaughan Williams’ Fantasia on Christmas Carols, and as ever, the society has invited a primary school choir to join them, this time from Caversham. Saturday 20th at 7.30 and Sunday 21st December at 2.30 at Chiltern Edge School, Reades Lane, Sonning Common. Tickets £10 from Heather Clark 01491 575 727.

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Wallingford Photographic Club meetings are held at 7.45 on Thursdays at the Crowmarsh Pavilion, behind the tyre warehouse near the bridge. On the 6th there’ll be talks from two members on the work of Michael Kenna and on High Dynamic Range Photography. On the 13th Doug Vernimmen, from Oxford will show his portraiture work and also a travelogue on Brazil. The 20th features another popular ‘Discussion Evening’ and the following week on the 4th December; Gordon Roberts explains the pitfalls of taking pictures in the snow with his presentation ‘Winter Snow’. Telephone 01491 835632 for membership details or see ‘www.wallingford-photographic-club.org.uk’.

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Dane Garrod presents his display ‘10 Collections 1 Collector’ to Henley Philatelic Society on Wednesday 12th. Ad on the 26th Ken Hussey gives you Imperial Airways, a presentation in Philatelic pages and photographic slides. Visitors are welcome to come along to Bix Village Hall at 7.45. Details 01491 681 739 or on ‘www.henleyphilatelic.co.uk’.

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Henley Citizen’s Advice Bureau has funding from Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust to run advice sessions at the GP's surgeries at Sonning Common, Goring and Nettlebed. The Sonning Common sessions are on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, the Goring session on the 1st Tuesday and the Nettlebed session on the 3rd Thursday. Appointments can be booked by telephoning Henley CAB on 01491 578 267. Clients are also able to drop into the surgeries and will, time permitting, be seen at some point during the sessions. As usual the advice offered is free, confidential and covers a wide range of subjects, including welfare benefits, housing, employment, money problems, personal relationships and immigration and nationality.

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Ridgeway U3A’s next meeting will be held on 18th November in Watlington Sports Pavilion when the Reverend Fieldsend will talk on ‘Kindertransport, a Personal Story’. All welcome.  Admission £2.50 to include refreshments.

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On November 11th, Tim Guilford who will talk about ‘Bird Navigation’ to Science Exchange Wallingford the Corn Exchange.  Not only is Tim well qualified to do this as Professor of Animal Behaviour at Oxford University, but he also flies with the birds and holds several UK paragliding records. Entry is free and the talk begins at 7:30, but it is advisable to get there soon after 6.45 if you want a good perch.

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St. Mary's Church, Henley, will celebrate its 800 year history on 14th and 15th November with performances of a ‘Son et Lumiere’. Written by Bill Port it takes a light-hearted look at events from the Church's past. The construction of the tower by a workman double act; the Bishop's mastermind visitation; the Henley Standard newsboy's introduction to Church history; all add up to a humorous and informative entertainment. The essential sound and light will be provided by Bruce Smith and Derek Gilbert, with production and direction in the hands of Anthea Redmond and Jill Richardson. Tickets from Sandra Moon 01491 573 887.

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Lovely! A creepy crawly bug show. Are you brave enough to hold a Boa?  Daring enough to tackle a Dragon?  Aquasplash are returning with their well behaved, exotic creatures.  You’ll be able to touch and hold them while learning lots of amazing facts about these fascinating reptiles.  The show runs from 4 pm until 5.30 at The Coffee Shop, Reading Road, Woodcote on Sunday 9th November.  Home made cakes and refreshments will be on sale too.  Tickets available from Woodcote Garden Centre at £4. Well behaved older children can be left if required, but any bad behaved ones will be eaten.

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I saw cockroachy things as big as my fat thumb in the bedrooms in Oz. I let my dearly beloved dispose of them. Like a little terrier she is. Fearless!

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One for Ruth Hubbard of Woodcote! I passed a restaurant on Cook Highway. The sign reads ‘Bloody Good Tucker’. Beats your ‘Posh Ploughman’s Ruth.

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This year Help the Aged is launching a range of exclusively designed charity Christmas Cards at their 360 charity shops, all made from sustainable materials. All proceeds will go towards the Charity's work to free disadvantaged older people from poverty, isolation and neglect.

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The John Madejski Art Gallery at the Museum of Reading is showing the works of internationally renowned Royal Academician Sir Terry Frost (1915-2003). The exhibition includes large paintings, collages, constructions, sculptures and sketchbooks from his career, including some previously unseen canvases. Frost was a much loved teacher at the University of Reading, and throughout his career he developed an entirely personal vocabulary of shapes and symbols to produce joyful abstract images with luminous energy.

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The Oxfordshire Craft Guild is holding its annual Christmas Selling Exhibition at the County Museum in Woodstock from 22nd November through to 4th January.

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I’ve bought myself an Australian corky hat. Nah! Not the one that has corks hanging around the brim. One like the Digger hat David Corke, our fishing correspondent lives in. And eats in! And drinks in! And for all I know sleeps in! Can’t wait to wear it the next time I meet him in the Red Lion. Of course that’ll be after I’ve sewn the corks round it.

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If you enjoy delving into the past, then a new series of historic guided walks across the Chilterns may be right up your street. The Chilterns Conservation Board has teamed up with a number of local historical and archaeological organisations to bring the past to life with 25 guided walks and events in places as far afield as Little Marlow, Watlington, High Wycombe, Berkhamsted, Amersham, Chipperfield and Totternhoe. These Chilterns towns and villages are full of interesting hidden places and have fascinating stories to tell, often with links to infamous characters and historic happenings. Local guides will take you back in time and reveal some of the treasures. You can order The Walk Back in Time events leaflet by calling 01844 355 504.

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This month is so appropriate for a production of Britten’s ‘War Requiem’ as its 90 years since the Armistice bringing to a close the ‘War to End all Wars’. Oxford Harmonic Society is joined by members of the Bonn Philharmonic Choir and both the Oxford Sinfonia and the Orchestra of Stowe Opera at Oxford Playhouse at 7.30 on the 22nd. Tickets at £14 and £12 on 01865 305 305 or on the door.

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I am again getting e-mails asking for confirmation of entry. The answer is NO so please desist. I don’t know until ‘Press Day’ how much space there is. Under the rules of engagement, and if I like the cut of your jib, you’re almost sure to get an entry but I cannot guarantee it. I’m also usually rather ratty that morning. Ta!

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You may have read in the papers that a chap got eaten by a crocodile in North Queensland while I was out there, but the only ones I saw were in wildlife parks. Freshwater and saltwater crocs are the same breed apparently, only one goes to sea and gets bigger. One magnificent wild specimen I saw was given a harem of eight ladies after he was captured. He ate them!

 

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