RAMBLINGS - GORING, STREATLEY & PANGBOURNE - RG8 - NOVEMBER 2008

G’dy my little Possums! Here I sit in my underpants as the sun comes up out of the Coral Sea listening to the dawn chorus. Noisy it is, tuneful it ain’t. What I call the Woollawoo bird is curlewing away to a background of dinks, chinks, whoops, schreeks, grrrronks and piercing whistles. A kookaburra is chuckling evilly, and as I sip my second coffee, I am being inspected from my balcony rail by a blue-black bird with a white breast, very like a large swallow without a forked tail. Instead it has a very long one which it fans out in my direction and then lasciviously flirts from side to side like an inexpensive street walker. ’S’lovely! And I can smell bacon and sausages cooking on the breakfast barby.

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Rightyho! As we Aussies say, back to earth and the realisation that I’ll be coming home to a dark November. And what better way to brighten things up than with a Fireworks Fiesta. What? No Guido then? Has he been fired? Hah! Fired. I have no shame. On Saturday the 8th, Friends of Pangbourne Primary School have organised a huge bonfire, BBQ, coconut shy, penalty shoot out, tombola and lots of family fun.  West Berkshire Beer is also on tap and gates open at 5.30. There’s a small prize for each child bringing a home made guy. Ah! He’s still around after all. Tickets £20 per family of 4 from ‘www.fopps.org.uk’ or on the gate.

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And after that it’s Christmas! Pangbourne is holding its Christmas street celebrations on Friday 5th December from 6pm. Shops open late so that you can get some shopping in early.

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And talking about Christmas, ‘Cards For Good Causes’ and their volunteers have been busy setting up the charity Christmas card shops, so, once again, we will be able to support a good cause with the money we spend on our Christmas cards – in fact, the charities will get back at least 79p in £1.  The shops sell cards from over 30 different charities as well as advent calendars, Christmas wrappings and small gifts.  So look out for the red triangular Santa sign in St Mary-Le More, Wallingford or Reading Minster of St Mary the Virgin.  They are open Monday – Saturday, 10 to 4pm until the week before Christmas.

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Fir Tree School Craft Fayre in Wallingford. Gawd! I despayre! What an example to set children? Anyway, they’ve got one of those on Friday 21st between 6 and 8.30. If you’re looking for some inspiration for Christmas presents or just a nice evening out chatting in spurious Olde Englyshe, there are lots of stalls, refreshments and of course Fanta’f Grottoe.  Tickets £1.50 in advance to include a glass of mulled wyne and mynce pye from ye schoole or on ye door for £2.  Children free.

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And Hallelujah! A convert at last! Jacky Rix-Brown writes, “Hope the trip to Oz went well and you are ready to take a Ramblings entry from us - SPELT RIGHT THIS YEAR!!!” See that? And three exclamations marks as well. I am overcome. Rightyho!  You people in and around Purley will be able to do some Christmas shopping at the Advent FAIR of St. Mary's church on Saturday 29th between 11 and 3. There’ll be all sorts of goodies for Christmas, not just presents, but cakes and other Christmas produce, cards and tinselley things. The kids can also be kept at bay with activities such as card and decoration making and when you’re tired of shopping, relax over a cuppa and chat to your friends.

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Right, I’m packing in for a spell. It’s 6.50 on a beautiful sunny morning and my neighbour in the next apartment has switched on his television full blast with the French doors wide open. If it’s any consolation, Australian TV is even worse than ours. That’s unless you like repeats of ‘The Bill’ or ‘Midsomer Murders’. The recent Para Olympics recorded every Australian athlete who came second or third I still don’t know who came first and second. One news item announced “The President of South Africa Thabo Mbeki has resigned.” Just that! Twenty minutes into the news that was largely devoted to some dubious Rugby League tackles and the misbehaviour of some of their players off the field. Oh! And the provision of some new traffic lights in Brisbane. Makes dear old Thames Valley Today and BBC South Today look real ‘cutting edge’.

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Back now after a stroll along the beach. Seven blue black aboriginal children aged from 3 to about 8 are splashing around in the shallows while a portly grandfather figure in a baseball hat stands guard in the deeper water. Lovely! I feel better now.

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Rosehill WI is holding its Christmas meeting at 2pm on December 3rd at St Barnabas Church Hall Emmer Green. The entertainment will be provided by Caversham Heights Entertainers.

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Remember I told you about the exhibition of Victorian painters being prepared by the Wallingford Museum? Well, the time has come, and throughout November they are presenting an unique exhibition about the painters who lived in Wallingford and the artistic legacy they left to their pupils and descendants. Amongst the 75 or so paintings will be works by James Hayllar and his daughters and G.D. Leslie and his son. With them will be some 20 pictures by their friend and local art teacher, Claude Rowbotham plus a remarkable collection of 30 paintings by his pupil Kate Latter. Representing later generations, there will be works by the descendants of the Leslie and Hayllar families from New Zealand and South Africa.

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The exhibition has received financial assistance from GADFAS - Goring Decorative & Fine Arts Society, who, to mark their 20th anniversary generously donated £500 towards the cost of mounting it; and from Goring Local History Society who contributed to the cost of framing the Museum’s Kate Latter paintings.

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Back to Australia, and behind the beach is a lovely grassy esplanade shaded by palms and other native trees. There are six free stainless steel public barbies and beyond that, a dog exercise area extending for most of the length of the very extensive beach. As you enter you’re invited to take a plastic poop bag from a roll; and along the walk are bins for their disposal. In all the time I was there, I saw no sign of any dog mess whatsoever. How different from home, where some dog owners seem to take their animals along the footpaths and bridleways used by children, solely for the purpose of defecation. Come on! It’s not difficult is it?

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Kidmore End Primary School. Christmas Fair takes place between noon and 3pm on the 15th.  Lots of stalls and games for the children. A luxury hamper is being raffled and you can get mulled wine, mince pies, hot dogs, tea, cake and biscuits to feed Father Christmas in his grotto.  Proceeds split between Kidmore End Primary School and St John the Baptist, Christ the King church.  Admission £1 for adults

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Chiltern Players plan to test the brain cells of the keenest amateur sleuth in ‘Silhouette’, an intriguing mystery by Simon Brett. It’s a cut above the average whodunit with the seemingly simple plot turned on its head as it takes you on a journey full of twists, turns and blind alleys. Nothing is what it seems. Find out on Friday/Saturday, 21/22 and 28/29 November in Peppard Memorial Hall.; Tickets at £7 from Village Yarns, Peppard Road, Sonning Common or on the door.

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Cranford Choral Society is performing Handel’s Messiah accompanied by the St Giles Orchestra of Oxford at Dorchester Abbey on 6th December.  A perfect way to fill up with Christmas spirit!  Tickets from 01865 305 305.

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Goring and Cleeve Pre-School is following last year’s successful 80s Disco with a 70’s thrash at the Village Hall on 29th November. There’ll be authentic 70s cocktails, music from across the decade and prize for the best outfit.  Flower power, disco, punk, ethnic, bell bottoms, anything goes. Tickets at £10, in advance only, from 01491 872 413 or from Goring School.

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Aldworth invites you all to its ‘Turkey and Tinsel Christmas Bazaar’ in the Village Hall from 9 to 12.30 p.m. on Saturday the 22nd.  There’ll be refreshments, produce, craft and gift stalls as well charity stalls such as RNLI cards and gifts.  Enjoy free turkey tasting as well as mulled wine and old FC himself will visit and help with the Lucky Squares Draw.

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The South Chiltern Choral Society Christmas concert weekend is a lovely mixture of English music. The main feature is ‘The Son of God Mass’ by James Whitbourn, with the unusual combination of a soprano saxophone and organ.  In contrast, the concert also includes Vaughan Williams’ Fantasia on Christmas Carols, and as ever, the society has invited a primary school choir to join them, this time from Caversham. Saturday 20th at 7.30 and Sunday 21st December at 2.30 at Chiltern Edge School, Reades Lane, Sonning Common. Tickets £10 from Heather Clark 01491 575 727.

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Henley Citizen’s Advice Bureau has funding from Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust to run advice sessions at the GP's surgeries at Sonning Common, Goring and Nettlebed. The Sonning Common sessions are on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, the Goring session on the 1st Tuesday and the Nettlebed session on the 3rd Thursday. They are open to all members of the community, not just those registered as patients at these GP's practices. Appointments can be booked by telephoning Henley CAB on 01491 578 267. Clients are also able to drop into the surgeries and will, time permitting, be seen at some point during the sessions. As usual the advice offered is free, confidential and covers a wide range of subjects, including welfare benefits, housing, employment, money problems, personal relationships and immigration and nationality.

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On November 11th, Tim Guilford who will talk about ‘Bird Navigation’ to Science Exchange Wallingford the Corn Exchange.  Not only is Tim well qualified to do this as Professor of Animal Behaviour at Oxford University, but he also flies with the birds and holds several UK paragliding records. Entry is free and the talk begins at 7:30, but it is advisable to get there soon after 6.45 if you want a good perch.

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The Old Vicarage Support Group of Friends of the Elderly is holding its annual Christmas Fair at Moulsford on Saturday 22nd from 10.30 to noon. Christmas Stall, Cake Stall, Tombola, Raffle etc. Entrance free and refreshments available.

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Lovely! A creepy crawly bug show. Are you brave enough to hold a Boa?  Daring enough to tackle a Dragon?  Aquasplash are returning with their well behaved, exotic creatures.  You’ll be able to touch and hold them while learning lots of amazing facts about these fascinating reptiles.  The show runs from 4 pm until 5.30 at The Coffee Shop, Reading Road, Woodcote on Sunday 9th November.  Home made cakes and refreshments will be on sale too.  Tickets available from Woodcote Garden Centre at £4. Well behaved older children can be left if required, but any bad behaved ones will be eaten.

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I saw cockroachy things as big as my thumb in the bedrooms in Oz. I let my dearly beloved dispose of them. Like a little terrier she is. Fearless!

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One for Ruth Hubbard of Woodcote! Passed a restaurant on Cook Highway. The sign reads ‘Bloody Good Tucker’. Beats your ‘Posh Ploughman’s Ruth.

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Remember I told you about the new West Berkshire NSPCC Luncheon Club a month or so ago? Well it continues its new season with a talk from Chrissie Douglas of Coleman Douglas Pearls, Knightsbridge.  She’ll be at the Goring & Streatley Golf Club at noon on the 6th to explain 'A Passion for Pearls'.   She knows everything there is to know about them and will be bringing samples of her beautiful collection to sell on the day – at prices to suit every pocket!  As well as giving you an insight into the fascinating history of pearls she’ll also give you an idea of their categories and how to choose the right colour to suit you.  All this will be accompanied by a rather splendid lunch. Should you wish to come along contact Sara Richards on 01491 872 296.

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The John Madejski Art Gallery at the Museum of Reading is showing the works of internationally renowned Royal Academician Sir Terry Frost (1915-2003). The exhibition includes large paintings, collages, constructions, sculptures and sketchbooks from his career, including some previously unseen canvases. Frost was a much loved teacher at the University of Reading, and throughout his career he developed an entirely personal vocabulary of shapes and symbols to produce joyful abstract images with luminous energy.

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I’ve bought myself an Australian corky hat. Nah! Not the one that has corks hanging around the brim. One like the Digger hat David Corke, our fishing correspondent lives in. And eats in! And drinks in! And for all I know sleeps in! Can’t wait to wear it the next time I meet him in the Red Lion in Brightwell. Of course that’ll be after I’ve sewn the corks round it.

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Next Season, Pangbourne Choral Society embarks on an ambitious programme designed to push the boundaries further. After the usual February concert, there’ll be a staging of a ‘come-and-sing’ Messiah in the summer, which will be open to all aspiring singers. But the really big change occurs next November with the staging of an autumn concert when the programme will include Mozart’s Requiem and the Choir will again seek a wider audience by performing in two different locations. The 120-strong Choir is always looking for new recruits. More information from ‘www.pangbournechoral.org.uk’ or from Tony Maynard on 01635 200 354.

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I flew back from Sydney in a brand new Airbus 340 with a state of the art entertainment system. I listened to Schubert’s 8th and 9th and Smetana’s Ma Vlast at 38,000 feet while singing along through a plate of Chinese noodles. Absolute magic! One slight language problem, I asked for a glass of Shiraz red wine and got a triple scotch and soda.

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Another case of raising the roof, as extensive restoration has been completed at St Bartholomew's Church, Lower Basildon and an Advent Service is planned to celebrate. It’ll take place at 3pm on the 30th and include members of the Upper Basildon Primary School Choir. But they’ll scoff all the mince pies afterwards. Well it is Christmas isn’t it.

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Ivan Menchels’s Broadway comedy ‘The Cemetery Club’ is The Goring Gap Players next production at the Morrell Room between the 19th and 22nd. A hilarious story of three widows who meet regularly at the Cemetery to remember their dead husbands. The appearance of Sam at the Cemetery causes a few complications and test their relationships. A nice way to spend a cold November evening. Tickets at £7.50 from Inspirations or 01491 073 530.

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You may have read in the papers that a chap got eaten by a crocodile in North Queensland while I was out there, but the only ones I saw were in wildlife parks. Freshwater and saltwater crocs are the same breed apparently, only one goes to sea and gets bigger. One magnificent wild specimen I saw was given a harem of eight ladies after he was captured. He ate them!

 

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