RAMBLINGS - CAVERSHAM - RG4 - NOVEMBER 2008

G’dy my little Possums! Here I sit in my underpants as the sun comes up out of the Coral Sea listening to the dawn chorus. Noisy it is, tuneful it ain’t. What I call the Woollawoo bird is curlewing away to a background of dinks, chinks, whoops, schreeks, grrrronks and piercing whistles. A kookaburra is chuckling evilly, and as I sip my second coffee, I am being inspected from my balcony rail by a blue-black bird with a white breast, very like a large swallow without a forked tail. Instead it has a very long one which it fans out in my direction and then lasciviously flirts from side to side like an inexpensive street walker. ’S’lovely! And I can smell bacon and sausages cooking on the breakfast barby.

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Rightyho! As we Aussies say, back to earth and the realisation that I’ll be coming home to a dark November. And what better way to brighten things up than with a Fireworks Fiesta. What? No Guido then? Has he been fired? Hah! Fired. I have no shame. On Saturday the 8th, Friends of Pangbourne Primary School have organised a huge bonfire, BBQ, coconut shy, penalty shoot out, tombola and lots of family fun.  West Berkshire Beer is also on tap and gates open at 5.30. There’s a small prize for each child bringing a home made guy. Aha! He’s still around after all. Tickets £20 per family of 4 from ‘www.fopps.org.uk’ or on the gate.

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And after that it’s Christmas! Pangbourne is holding its Christmas street celebrations on Friday 5th December from 6pm. Shops open late so that you can get some shopping in early.

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And Hallelujah! A convert at last! Jacky Rix-Brown writes, “Hope the trip to Oz went well and you are ready to take a Ramblings entry from us - SPELT RIGHT THIS YEAR!!!” See that? And three exclamations marks as well. I am overcome. Rightyho!  You people in and around Purley will be able to do some Christmas shopping at the Advent FAIR of St. Mary's church on Saturday 29th between 11 and 3. There’ll be all sorts of goodies for Christmas, not just presents, but cakes and other Christmas produce, cards and tinselley things. The kids can also be kept at bay with activities such as card and decoration making and when you’re tired of shopping, relax over a cuppa and chat to your friends.

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And still talking about Christmas, ‘Cards For Good Causes’ and their volunteers have been busy setting up the charity Christmas card shops, so, once again, we will be able to support a good cause with the money we spend on our Christmas cards – in fact, the charities will get back at least 79p in £1.  The shops sell cards from over 30 different charities as well as advent calendars, Christmas wrappings and small gifts.  So look out for the red triangular Santa sign in Reading Minster of St Mary the Virgin.  They are open Monday – Saturday, 10 to 4pm until the week before Christmas.

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Right, I’m packing in for a spell. It’s 6.50 on a beautiful sunny morning and my neighbour in the next apartment has switched on his television full blast with the French doors wide open. If it’s any consolation, Australian TV is even worse than ours. That’s unless you like repeats of ‘The Bill’ or ‘Midsomer Murders’. The recent Para Olympics recorded every Australian athlete who came second or third I still don’t know who came first and second. One news item announced “The President of South Africa Thabo Mbeki has resigned.” Just that! Twenty minutes into the news that was largely devoted to some dubious Rugby League tackles and the misbehaviour of some of their players off the field. Oh! And the provision of some new traffic lights in Brisbane. Makes dear old Thames Valley Today and BBC South Today look real ‘cutting edge’.

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Back now after a stroll along the beach. Seven blue black aboriginal children aged from 3 to about 8 are splashing around in the shallows while a portly grandfather figure in a baseball hat stands guard in the deeper water. Lovely! I feel better now.

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Rosehill WI is holding its Christmas meeting at 2pm on December 3rd at St Barnabas Church Hall Emmer Green. The entertainment will be provided by Caversham Heights Entertainers.

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Back to Australia, and behind the beach is a lovely grassy esplanade shaded by palms and other native trees. There are six free stainless steel public barbies and beyond that, a dog exercise area extending for most of the length of the very extensive beach. As you enter you’re invited to take a plastic poop bag from a roll; and along the walk are bins for their disposal. In all the time I was there, I saw no sign of any dog mess whatsoever. How different from home, where some dog owners seem to take their animals along the footpaths and bridleways used by children, solely for the purpose of defecation. Come on! It’s not difficult is it?

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Chiltern Players plan to test the brain cells of the keenest amateur sleuth in ‘Silhouette’, an intriguing mystery by Simon Brett. It’s a cut above the average whodunit with the seemingly simple plot turned on its head as it takes you on a journey full of twists, turns and blind alleys. Nothing is what it seems. Find out on Friday/Saturday, 21/22 and 28/29 November in Peppard Memorial Hall.; Tickets at £7 from Village Yarns, Peppard Road, Sonning Common or on the door.

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I do love a cliché! You’ve probably noticed. When dining out one evening in a beach side restaurant on the other side of the world we were seated near two other couples. As we were leaving we bade them good night and one of the chaps asked where we were from. “Oxfordshire.” I replied. “We’re from Wantage.” said he…Wait for it!... ‘Small World’ isn’t it?

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Henley Offshore Group's at a different berth this month as they’ve changed moorings to Badgemore Golf Club for their AGM on the 10th Nov. They know that AGM's are pretty boring so they’ll try to beat their own record and get it done in under 20 minutes. You can then listen to Annette Bourke describing her remarkable voyage in a tall ship right across the Pacific from Chile, via Easter Island and the Pacific Islands to New Zealand. Everyone is welcome, with a modest charge for non-member guests. For details, check out HOG's website at www.henleyoffshore.org, or phone Max McKean, on 07967 079 176.

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It’s the Biggy of the Year’ for Caversham & Chiltern Flower Club. Their annual Open Evening will be held on Wednesday 12th at the Salvation Army Citadel, Anstey Road, Reading.  Elizabeth Wait will be giving a demonstration entitled ‘Christmas is Coming’ at 7.30 and the admission fee is £8 includes festive refreshments and soft drinks. Hah! Mince pie and mulled wine I’ll be bound. For further details contact Berna Macdonald on 0118 9477 400.

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The South Chiltern Choral Society Christmas concert weekend is a lovely mixture of English music. The main feature is ‘The Son of God Mass’ by James Whitbourn, with the unusual combination of a soprano saxophone and organ.  In contrast, the concert also includes Vaughan Williams’ Fantasia on Christmas Carols, and as ever, the society has invited a primary school choir to join them, this time from Caversham. Saturday 20th at 7.30 and Sunday 21st December at 2.30 at Chiltern Edge School, Reades Lane, Sonning Common. Tickets £10 from Heather Clark 01491 575 727.

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Caversham and District Residents' Association has invited James Freeman, Chief Executive, Reading Buses to speak at their open meeting 7.45pm, Wednesday 12th November 2008 at the Baptist Free Church Centre, Prospect Street. Mr. Freeman will address the major issues ahead with ‘Persuading People out of Their Cars’. Non members are welcome.

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Reading Haydn Choir welcomes you to join their Christmas Celebration at 7.30 on Saturday 29th November at Caversham Heights Methodist Church. The choir will be joined by the Chamber Choir of St Joseph's Convent School. The wide-ranging programme will include Benjamin Britten's Ceremony of Carols, works by Bob Chilcott and extracts from Handel’s Messiah as well as pieces by  J.S. Bach, Taverner, Rutter and Walton. Tickets are available from choir members or on the door.

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St. Mary's Church, Henley, will celebrate its 800 year history on 14th and 15th November with performances of a ‘Son et Lumiere’. Written by Bill Port it takes a light-hearted look at events from the Church's past. The construction of the tower by a workman double act; the Bishop's mastermind visitation; the Henley Standard newsboy's introduction to Church history; all add up to a humorous and informative entertainment. The essential sound and light will be provided by Bruce Smith and Derek Gilbert, with production and direction in the hands of Anthea Redmond and Jill Richardson. Tickets from Sandra Moon 01491 573 887.

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Lovely! A creepy crawly bug show. Are you brave enough to hold a Boa?  Daring enough to tackle a Dragon?  Aquasplash are returning with their well behaved, exotic creatures.  You’ll be able to touch and hold them while learning lots of amazing facts about these fascinating reptiles.  The show runs from 4 pm until 5.30 at The Coffee Shop, Reading Road, Woodcote on Sunday 9th November. Tickets from Woodcote Garden Centre at £4. Well behaved older children can be left if required, but any bad behaved ones will be eaten.

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I saw cockroachy things as big as my fat thumb in the bedrooms in Oz. I let my dearly beloved dispose of them. Like a little terrier she is. Fearless!

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One for Ruth Hubbard of Woodcote! I passed a restaurant on Cook Highway. The sign reads ‘Bloody Good Tucker’. Beats your ‘Posh Ploughman’s Ruth.

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The John Madejski Art Gallery at the Museum of Reading is showing the works of internationally renowned Royal Academician Sir Terry Frost (1915-2003). The exhibition includes large paintings, collages, constructions, sculptures and sketchbooks from his career, including some previously unseen canvases. Frost was a much loved teacher at the University of Reading, and throughout his career he developed an entirely personal vocabulary of shapes and symbols to produce joyful abstract images with luminous energy. Applauded by art historians and avidly collected internationally his career culminated in a major retrospective of his work at Royal Academy in 2000 and a knighthood in 1998.

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I’ve bought myself an Australian corky hat. Nah! Not the one that has corks hanging around the brim. One like the Digger hat David Corke, our fishing correspondent lives in. And eats in! And drinks in! And for all I know sleeps in! Can’t wait to wear it the next time I meet him in the Red Lion. Of course that’ll be after I’ve sewn the corks round it.

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Readifolk’s guest on the 9th at The Gardeners Arms, Surley Row is Robin Laing, with a reputation of being one of Scotland’s finest singers and writers. Then it’s a touch of humour on the 16th from Johnny Silvo before the dreaded ‘Hiring Fair on the 23rd. An opportunity for aspiring performers to impress, with the possibility of a full Guest Night booking. For details contact Una on 0118 9483 145. Pressgang’s George & Damian provide a vibrant combination of voices, together with superb accompaniment on accordion, hammer dulcimer, hurdy-gurdy and guitar on the 30th. And then it’s downhill all the way with ‘Singers Night on the 7th. Don’t be shy now!

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Looks as if our Caversham Conservative Councillors, Andrew Cumpsty, Tom Stanway and Dave Luckett have wangled themselves some time off as their November meeting has been moved to the 6th December when they’ll be at Caversham Library between 9.45 and 11.45am. Perhaps they’re slow readers and want to find out whodunit. Any problems, drop in.

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Next Season, Pangbourne Choral Society embarks on an ambitious programme designed to push the boundaries further. After the usual February concert, there’ll be a staging of a ‘come-and-sing’ Messiah in the summer, which will be open to all aspiring singers. But the really big change occurs next November with the staging of an autumn concert when the programme will include Mozart’s Requiem and the Choir will again seek a wider audience by performing in two different locations. The 120-strong Choir is always looking for new recruits. More information from ‘www.pangbournechoral.org.uk’ or from Tony Maynard on 01635 200 354.

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I flew back from Sydney in a brand new Airbus 340 with a state of the art entertainment system. I listened to Schubert’s 8th and 9th and Smetana’s Ma Vlast at 38,000 feet while singing along through a plate of Chinese noodles. Absolute magic! One slight language problem, I asked for a glass of Shiraz red wine and got a triple scotch and soda.

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You may have read in the papers that a chap got eaten by a crocodile in North Queensland while I was out there, but the only ones I saw were in wildlife parks. Freshwater and saltwater crocs are the same breed apparently, only one goes to sea and gets bigger. One magnificent wild specimen I saw was given a harem of eight ladies after he was captured. He ate them!

 

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