RAMBLINGS - WEST OXFORD - OX2 - NOVEMBER 2008

G’dy my little Possums! Here I sit in my underpants as the sun comes up out of the Coral Sea listening to the dawn chorus. Noisy it is, tuneful it ain’t. What I call the Woollawoo bird is curlewing away to a background of dinks, chinks, whoops, schreeks, grrrronks and piercing whistles. A kookaburra is chuckling evilly, and as I sip my second coffee, I am being inspected from my balcony rail by a blue-black bird with a white breast, very like a large swallow without a forked tail. Instead it has a very long one which it fans out in my direction and then lasciviously flirts from side to side like an inexpensive street walker. ’S’lovely! And I can smell bacon and sausages cooking on the breakfast barby.

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Rightyho! As we Aussies say, back to earth and the realisation that Christmas is coming, and ‘Cards For Good Causes’ and their volunteers have been busy setting up the charity Christmas card shops, so, once again, we will be able to support a good cause with the money we spend on our Christmas cards – in fact, the charities will get back at least 79p in £1.  The shops sell cards from over 30 different charities as well as advent calendars, Christmas wrappings and small gifts.  So look out for the red triangular Santa sign at Faringdon Tourist and Community Information Centre and in St Aldates, Oxford. Open from 9.30 to 2pm Monday to Saturday.

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The Oxford Santa Run returns AT 9.30 on Sunday 7th December in the city centre. It’s to raise the coppers for Oxford's Helen and Douglas House and Fox FM's Help an Oxfordshire Child campaign. It’s only 2 miles and will be fun all the family running in gleaming Santa suits amongst some of Fox FM's DJs. What about the coppers then? For entry and more information, visit ‘www.helenanddouglas.org.uk/features30.html’ or foxfm.co.uk/charity’.

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Kingston Bagpuize Drama Group presents ‘The Accrington Pals’ by Peter Whelan on the 27th, 28th 29th November at the Kingston Bagpuize with Southmoor Village Hall. The play is based on the real life tragedy of the Accrington Pals, soldiers who left to fight for their country and those left behind to grieve for them. This poignant play marks the 90th anniversary of the end of the First World War the timing couldn’t be better. Tickets £7 from The Log Cabin, Southmoor Food & Wine, Post Office or Telephone 01865 820 375.

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Storyteller, Peter Grimm opens the box to find ‘THE am-A-zing THING’ that takes him on an unusual journey that weaves it’s way through a medley of well known Brother’s Grimm tales. Peter is a descendent of the famous Brothers Grimm and through the Lempen Puppet Theatre tells their stories as they were written 200 years ago. You can catch the performance at Faringdon Corn Exchange at 3pm on the 16th. Tickets £6 from the Tourist Information Centre or on 01367 242 191. Us wrinklies and kids half price.

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The Choir of Longcot Primary School is 'Singing for Shelter' at the Farmer Gow's Farmers' Market between 10am and 1pm on Sunday 16th November.  The children will be singing carols and hosting a stall to raise funds for the charity Shelter.  A lovely start to the Christmas season.

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Local adoption and fostering agency ‘Parents And Children Together’ will help you to learn more at a no-obligation information evening in Oxford on Tuesday 16th December. Prospective parents can pick up written material, hear about the support that is available, and talk one-to-one about their personal circumstances if they wish. Call 0118 938 7600 or e-mail through ‘www.pactcharity.org’.

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Right, I’m packing in for a spell. It’s 6.50 on a beautiful sunny morning and my neighbour in the next apartment has switched on his television full blast with the French doors wide open. If it’s any consolation, Australian TV is even worse than ours. That’s unless you like repeats of ‘The Bill’ or ‘Midsomer Murders’. The recent Para Olympics recorded every Australian athlete who came second or third I still don’t know who came first and second. One news item announced “The President of South Africa Thabo Mbeki has resigned.” Just that! Twenty minutes into the news that was largely devoted to some dubious Rugby League tackles and the misbehaviour of some of their players off the field. Oh! And the provision of some new traffic lights in Brisbane. Makes dear old Thames Valley Today and BBC South Today look real ‘cutting edge’.

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Back now after a stroll along the beach. Seven blue black aboriginal children aged from 3 to about 8 are splashing around in the shallows while a portly grandfather figure in a baseball hat stands guard in the deeper water. Lovely! I feel better now.

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I flew back from Sydney in a brand new Airbus 340 with a state of the art entertainment system. I listened to Schubert’s 8th and 9th and Smetana’s Ma Vlast at 38,000 feet while singing along through a plate of Chinese noodles. Absolute magic. One slight language problem, I asked for a glass of Shiraz red wine and got a triple scotch and soda.

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Abingdon Peace Group has invited Professor Keith Barnham, Emeritus Professor of Physics at Imperial College London to talk on ‘Nuclear Power – A threat to Security? The links between nuclear power and nuclear weapons.’ All are welcome at this public meeting at St Nicholas’ Church in the Market Place on Tuesday the 18th at 7.30. Professor Barnham is a founder member of Scientists for Global Responsibility, and currently researches into the practical application of photovoltaics.

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The Vale of White Horse District Council is looking for amateur meteorologists to help them understand the impact of extreme weather conditions. This August was one of the wettest on record and of course, last summer Vale residents had to cope with widespread flooding. The Council is running a climate profiling project to help understand severe weather so it can better respond to the threat. To do this the Vale Council needs to look at the last five years’ weather patterns and they would like to supplement Met Office data with any local records or anecdotal information from people who live in the Vale. Email your interest to ‘mark.kowal@whitehorsedc.gov.uk’.

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I do love a cliché! You’ve probably noticed. When dining out one evening in a beach side restaurant on the other side of the world we were seated near two other couples. As we were leaving we bade them good night and one of the chaps asked where we were from. “Oxfordshire.” I replied. “We’re from Wantage.” said he…Wait for it!... ‘Small World’ isn’t it?

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This year Help the Aged is launching a range of exclusively designed charity Christmas Cards at their 360 charity shops, all made from sustainable materials. All proceeds will go towards the Charity's work to free disadvantaged older people from poverty, isolation and neglect.

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Wantage Stage Musical Company is back on the road again with their Old Time Music Hall on Tour. You’re promised a sparkling, sing-along evening that will take you back to the ‘Good Old Days’. Familiar songs such as ‘All the Nice Girls Love a Sailor, Joshua, Lambeth Walk, and Knees up Mother Brown’. You can also relish the thrills of a chilling melodrama, decide whose side you are on in a Victorian version of X-Factor, and sit back and enjoy a snatch of Gilbert & Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore. Above all, put yourselves in the expert hands of eloquent chairman, Nigel Thornbory, who will guide through a scintillating evening of mellifluous melodies. A Ploughman’s Supper will be served during the interval at most venues, and is included in the price of the ticket at £10.  See ‘www.WantageStageMusical.co.uk’. The show starts on Friday 14th at Wantage Comrades Club. A week later on the 21st it’s at Faringdon Junior School and on closing night on the 29th it’s at the Old Mill Hall in Grove.

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The Oxfordshire Craft Guild is holding its annual Christmas Selling Exhibition at the County Museum in Woodstock from 22nd November through to 4th January.

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I’ve bought myself an Australian corky hat. Nah! Not the one that has corks hanging around the brim. One like the Digger hat David Corke, our fishing correspondent lives in. And eats in! And drinks in! And for all I know sleeps in! Can’t wait to wear it the next time I meet him in the Red Lion in Brightwell. Of course that’ll be after I’ve sewn the corks around it.

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If you enjoy delving into the past, then a new series of historic guided walks across the Chilterns may be right up your street. The Chilterns Conservation Board has teamed up with a number of local historical and archaeological organisations to bring the past to life with 25 guided walks and events in places as far afield as Little Marlow, Watlington, High Wycombe, Berkhamsted, Amersham, Chipperfield and Totternhoe. These Chilterns towns and villages are full of interesting hidden places and have fascinating stories to tell, often with links to infamous characters and historic happenings. Local guides will take you back in time and reveal some of the treasures. You can order The Walk Back in Time events leaflet by calling 01844 355 504.

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Back to Australia, and behind the beach is a lovely grassy esplanade shaded by palms and other native trees. There are six free stainless steel public barbies and beyond that, a dog exercise area extending for most of the length of the very extensive beach. As you enter you’re invited to take a plastic poop bag from a roll; and along the walk are bins for their disposal. In all the time I was there, I saw no sign of any dog mess whatsoever. How different from home, where some dog owners seem to take their animals along the footpaths and bridleways used by children, solely for the purpose of defecation. Come on! It’s not difficult is it?

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This Month’s Artists at Faringdon Tourist and Community Information Centre are Sculptor Pat Elmore and Photographer Al Cane. Pat Elmore’s subject matter is her immediate environment, four handsome sons, two lovely daughters, and one husband (a cross between Father Christmas and Jesus), ducks, cats, sheep, and the rolling landscape of the Vale of the White Horse. She has exhibited in Paris, London, Jersey and Monaco and has had numerous shows around England. She teaches from her studio at Longcot where she has a permanent exhibition in her studio and garden.

Al Cane is currently editor of the Faringdon Folly, as well as being a freelance photographer and graphic designer, and a member of Farringdon’s burgeoning Flickr group of photographers. His work is diverse, covering amongst other subjects, nature, strange signs, local scenes and special collage pictures.

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And this month is so appropriate for a production of Britten’s ‘War Requiem’ as it’s 90 years since the Armistice bringing to a close the ‘War to End all Wars’. Oxford Harmonic Society is joined by members of the Bonn Philharmonic Choir and both the Oxford Sinfonia and the Orchestra of Stowe Opera at Oxford Playhouse at 7.30 on the 22nd. Tickets at £14 and £12 on 01865 305 305 or on the door.

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If you have an antique or interesting clock or watch and are interested to know more then get yourself along to Steventon Village Hall on the 18th when the Oxfordshire Branch British Horological Institute is holding its annual auction. Entries include clocks, tools for restorers, spares and books. For entries and bidding contact Geoff Carr at ‘geoffacarr@aol.com’.

The Institute normally meets at the village hall at South Hinksey at 7.30 on the third Tuesday of the month. Next month, Mike Flannery a well know restorer, is giving a talk on entitled ‘View from the Bench’ on December 16th. Entrance is £5 and for more details of the group at ‘www.bhioxbranch.co.uk’ or call Martin Gatto on 07778 749 223.

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I am again getting e-mails asking for confirmation of entry. The answer is NO so please desist. I don’t know until ‘Press Day’ how much space there is. Under the rules of engagement, and if I like the cut of your jib, you’re almost sure to get an entry but I cannot guarantee it. I’m also usually rather ratty that morning. Ta!

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Faringdon Circle Dance Group is offering a free trial lesson at the Corn Exchange on 2nd December at 10.30. The group meets on Tuesday mornings during term time to enjoy music and dance from around the world. No partner or experience needed. Just pop along, or if you’re shy, phone Lilly on 01367 820 143 first.

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I saw cockroachy things as big as my thumb in the bedrooms in Oz. I let my dearly beloved dispose of them. Like a little terrier she is. Fearless!

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On an even larger scale, you may have read in the papers that a chap got eaten by a crocodile in North Queensland while I was out there. However, the only ones I saw were in wildlife parks. Freshwater and saltwater crocs are the same breed apparently, only one goes to sea and gets bigger. One magnificent wild specimen I saw was given a harem of eight lady crocs after he was captured. He ate them!

 

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